Revelation Raveled: The Third Eagle is Back!
From The American Jesus
This shouldn’t come as much of a surprise.
After all it starred Morgan Freeman as the “President”, obviously a metaphor for God since he ALWAYS plays God in movies including movies in which he technically isn’t playing God. And Elijah Wood was the kid that “saved” the day. Not coincidentally Mr. Wood also played the “messianic” Frodo Baggins in Lord of the Rings who saves the world by casting the one ring into the fires of Mt. Doom.
What’s really important in all of this is: THE THIRD EAGLE IS BACK!!!
After a long hiatus the “Co-prophet of the End Times” has returned with new revelations and this time he’s armed…..with a chainsaw and wood cutting machine of some sort. Man can that guy chop some wood.