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Who’s In the House? Apparently, Unicorns and JC!

May 5, 2011

If you are fortunate enough to not know of Carman or have never heard any of his music then I am instantly jealous of your childhood.

There’s so much cheese and schlock to his ‘music’ that writing about it is pointless as the English language is incapable  of truly describing its insidious nature. It must be watched; it must be heard.

I’m sorry for this:

However, somehow, someway, this young lady made this song better. All it took was some… drugs!

I kid you not that her opening salvo makes more sense than anything Deepak Chopra has ever said, and can be backed up with better evidence!

5 Comments leave one →
  1. Grant permalink
    May 5, 2011 4:28 pm

    That was rad!

  2. Grant permalink
    May 5, 2011 4:29 pm

    That was neato!

  3. Grant permalink
    May 5, 2011 4:30 pm

    That was off the chain!

  4. May 5, 2011 10:14 pm

    What a trip down memory lane, seeing Carman in action again.

    When I was a born again Christian, I had several of his albums along with many other (more thoughtful) Christian artists such as Out of the Grey, Michael Card, Steven Curtis Chapman, Geoff Moore and the Distance… listening to contemporary Christian music was an easy way to be a Christian but still seem relevant/contemporary. To the Christian music artists and industry’s credit, a lot of it was pretty good and still holds up musically and theatrically even if I can no longer stomach most of the content. Seeing this post prompted me to search for the artists on Amazon.com and revisit many artists I had not listened to in a couple of decades. Some of them are still producing music.

    Of course, this particular music video is dreadful and pathetic, but Carman does have a good singing voice and his audio presentation is otherwise excellent. If I remember correctly, this rapping phase he went through was considered to be very scandalous in the Christian community at the time… this was way back when rap artists (in general) were considered “bad boys” – in contrast to how trite the “rapper vibe” seems today.

    -Sheldrake

  5. Jon Hendry permalink
    May 8, 2011 2:07 pm

    Apparently Carman’s from Trenton, NJ.

    Trenton’s known for having a big sign that says “TRENTON MAKES THE WORLD TAKES”.

    I guess they were talking about Carman.

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