Harold Camping Round-up
The first article concerning Harold Camping appeared on Scotteriology several months back, and since then there have been a variety of articles on Camping, his followers, and their many billboards. Seeing as his fifteen minutes of fame are almost up, and hopefully, his time of shame and mockery is just beginning, here is a round-up of some of the more ‘informative’ and popular posts concerning this incredibly misinformed movement.
Sep 4, 2010: Why Accreditation Is Important II
Jan 3: The Second Dumbing
April 28: The Bible Guarantees It!
April 29: Harold Camping Interview
May 19: Rapture Week: Blame The Gays!?!
I can’t wait for May 22nd to get here. I only wish that I could be with Camping and his followers when nothing happens…
“But Scott,” you ask, “don’t you know the Bible has guaranteed Camping’s prediction?”
“But it’s wrong,” I retort!
“How do you know,” you inquire?
“Because I am a prophet with an extremely heavy anointing!” And I prophesy, “Thus says the mouth of YHWH, “For surely I know the plans I have for,” says YHWH, “Plans to leave you on earth, and no plans to rapture you on May 21, 2011. Carry on. Look busy.”
Seriously, when the Rapture does not happen on May 21st, you can all venerate me and give me money, and I will have proven and guaranteed that I am a prophet of YHWH.