The Real Reason Why The Rapture Didn’t Happen
John Loftus posted his Predictions of the Excuses Harold Camping May Make. Joel Watts asked his readers to give their predictions as to how Camping will try to explain away his error, and Joel suggested a Post-Rapture Predictions Meme. Chris Tilling, like a phoenix from the ashes (or a minion from the depths of Sheol) posted two days in a row, and offered his own predictions of Camping’s future rapture-fail excuses.
Here’s what really happened: Macho Man Randy Savage, recently drafted to heaven, prevented the Rapture by delivering his patented flying elbow off of the gates of heaven to an unsuspecting Jesus. 1, 2, 3,… Prince of Peace is pinned and we have a new champion… and no Rapture.
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