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Christian Schizophrenic Sings About The Voices in His Head… Badly

May 27, 2011

“I hear a voice… he’s telling me to come back to darkness. He’s laughing and grinning inside of my head…”

I’m not a psychiatrist, but I imagine that if that was your opening line in a psychological evaluation, you might get yourself committed for a little while.

I just love the Christian proclivity to understand any difficulty or temptation as Satan the father of all evil and head of demonic forces coming personally against them. Yes, you are so important that Satan himself had to take some time out of his busy schedule to combat Jesus with your life as the battleground… think too much of yourself? Much too much.

Also: autotuning, heavy metal, and bad video combine.

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  1. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    May 28, 2011 12:52 pm

    Yes, you are so important that Satan himself had to take some time out of his busy schedule to combat Jesus with your life as the battleground… think too much of yourself?

    Much like the Witchfinders-General and their informants in the RL Burning Times (i.e. the war zones of the Thirty Years War and English Civil War), where Satan himself had nothing better to do than make your bucket of milk go sour or make your cow have a miscarriage.

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