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Lying For Jesus: Damon Thompson

June 17, 2011

Apparently Dr. Jesus is in the business of rewriting genetic code these days. It’s ironically consistent how many times these stories begin, “My apostle told me…” “One time in Scotland…” or “Recently in Africa…”.

Pretty much, you can tell naive, superstitious, and credulous people whatever their itching ears want to hear, and because they are so gullible and trusting–the man of gawd said it!–they will swallow it hook, line, and sinker for baby Jesus! It sounds ‘righteous’, but there are so many theological and logical holes in his fabrication that it would take a bunch of young, untrained, naive theological dilettantes to believe this story. Oh wait, he’s at The Ramp… that explains it.


11 Comments leave one →
  1. June 17, 2011 7:22 am

    What exactly is “The Ramp”?

    • June 17, 2011 9:08 am

      The Ramp is a place where young people go to be brainwashed into stupidity. First, they have a ‘worship leader’ like Rick Pino create an ecstatic environment and emotionally whip the kids into vulnerability, then they have a ‘speaker’ indoctrinate them into idiotic ideas such as this. Very cultish.

      • June 18, 2011 7:51 am

        The Ramp is a place where young people go to be brainwashed into stupidity.

        Is that the way they do it today? When I was a young person, stupidity came naturally. No brainwashing required.

      • oliver permalink
        August 9, 2011 10:17 pm

        Brainwashed? You obviously know nothing about it… otherwise you would have something more intelligent to say against it. Perhaps you could refrain from the “stupidity” labeling there, friend.

  2. June 17, 2011 7:26 am

    As a Progressive Christian ™ I have to believe that the DNA mentioned is metaphoric DNA so there is really no reason to throw out this story and lose it’s symbolic value. 😉

    • July 5, 2011 5:17 am

      He definitely was not speaking metaphorically. He is off theologically big time. Just another dangerous teacher from the NAR.

      • oliver permalink
        August 9, 2011 10:24 pm

        off theologically? faith in the miraculous is always theologically sound whether our modern “Christian thinkers” are too dispensational to agree or not. that which is supernatural is by its very nature shockingly, unexplainably against our natural reason.

  3. June 17, 2011 7:32 am

    You just wait until the criminal underworld find out about this sweet deal! There will be a revival!

    Alternatively if you want your rapist to go to jail you better make damn sure he doesn’t hear about Jesus!

  4. June 17, 2011 10:37 am

    i don’t know whether to laugh or cry. people believe this poo? i shake my head…

  5. Christopher permalink
    May 26, 2012 12:35 pm

    If her DNA (inherited from her father, Adam) changed post regeneration, then should it not stand that she would have ‘heaven’ given DNA void of Adam’s hereditary influence, and thus be without any compulsion to sin at all? What a ridiculous video.


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