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June 30, 2011

A pub in New Zealand has introduced horse semen to its drinks menu, a stomach-churning addition tinged with the wholesome flavour of apple.

Yeah… ’cause ‘Apple’ makes everything go down better… especially Horse jizz. Dear God…

The Green Man Pub in Wellington offers the 30ml shots for a princely sum of £12 – and apparently it’s going down a treat with regulars.

The gastro-pub serves the drink chilled fresh from a Christchurch stallion farm and each shot contains about 300 million individual horse sperm cells.

Green Man pub co-owner Steven Drummond is to blame for the grimace-inducing drink, which he explained is knocked back by both male and female customers.

He advises his customers to shoot the sticky horse semen back in one gulp rather than attempt to sip the bizarre concoction.

He came up with the idea when trying to invent a new drink to spice-up a local food challenge.

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I don’t know anyone from New Zealand, but I’m pretty much judging the country en masse right now…

Can you imagine the pickup lines in that pub?

Read original story: here
10 Comments leave one →
  1. June 30, 2011 11:23 am

    hey baby, you like the bible? how about ezekiel 23:20?

  2. June 30, 2011 12:16 pm

    “I’m pretty much judging the country en masse right now…” Get off the grass, what a dag: typical blooming Yankee!! Toodle pip🙂

    • June 30, 2011 6:43 pm

      I’m Canadian!

  3. June 30, 2011 12:31 pm

    Bob – bringing up biblicals won’t win you sheilas.

  4. Jon H permalink
    June 30, 2011 1:31 pm

    “Can you imagine the pickup lines in that pub?”

    Now that you’ve had that shot, how about coming home with me, things can only get better.

    • June 30, 2011 6:44 pm

      Lol.

      I think if you worked in the ‘horse’ angle you might get some success as well, “If you come home with me that won’t be the only shot from a horse you’ll get tonight!”

  5. June 30, 2011 1:45 pm

    na that won’t rub. guess it’s the accent.

  6. Jon H permalink
    July 1, 2011 10:47 am

    It’s only a matter of time before someone is dared to drink it from a yard glass.

  7. nazani14 permalink
    July 1, 2011 3:25 pm

    And what does the horse think of this?

  8. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    July 5, 2011 11:07 am

    And what does the horse think of this?

    “EEYUP!”

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