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William Tapley Ruins July 4th Via Song

July 4, 2011

Seriously, this might actually be the worst song ever written.

The Turd Eagle of the Dumbpocalypse and the Co-Pervert of the End Times somehow single-handedly manages to ruin music for everyone, everywhere with Freedom is Not Free.

At least Tapley’s prior assault on music was a tad humorous… the insanity above is just terrible, awful, and any other negative word you can think of to describe it.

Dear God, my ears.

I wonder if Tapley ever fought in any wars? Probably not as he very likely failed any mental evaluations. Doesn’t stop him from encouraging others to lay down their lives to protect his freedom.

I wonder if he even begins to see the tension in singing about the Prince of Peace keeping ‘us’ out of war and in the next verse/chorus (who can tell which is which) ‘singing’ that we may have to fight to protect our bill of rights.

Crazy person acting crazy…


7 Comments leave one →
  1. July 4, 2011 1:14 pm

    I can never seem to finish his song videos, did it end with a comment about the commander-in-chief being demonspawn?

  2. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    July 4, 2011 2:11 pm

    “It’s Prophesied,
    It’s Prophesied,
    What happens when
    Your brains are fried…”

    I can never seem to finish his song videos, did it end with a comment about the commander-in-chief being demonspawn?

    No. Just sort of petered out.

    For the Obamanation of Desolation, you’ll have to go to his original “It’s Prophesied”:

    “He has four heads,
    He has four wings,
    The Bible calls him
    The Leopard King…”

  3. July 4, 2011 2:33 pm

    I was in the Army for 12 years. Grenada, Panama, Kuwait, etc. Why do Americans not understand that the military is mostly an instrument of defense from *foreign* aggression and a tool for enacting US foreign policy? Apart from the incredibly bad decisions made at Kent State, etc., when is the last time the US Military has had to “defend” freedom on US soil? The Japanese balloon attacks and the 9/11 highjackers weren’t trying to change our system of government, they were just trying to kill as many of us as possible. Civilians defend freedom by not electing assholes and not allowing repressive laws to be passed.

    And while I’m ranting, can we lose the Pledge of Allegiance?
    The allegiance of minors, who cannot make legally binding contracts, is worthless. Kids aren’t gonna sell state secrets to Canada or go take up arms for Mexico.
    The flag is a piece of cloth, just a nice symbol. It doesn’t impugn my dignity one bit if you wipe your ass with it.

    Have a nice day, and thank you for not blessing me.

  4. July 4, 2011 10:11 pm

    Scott, this is the worst song ever. No, I mean ever. Ugh.

  5. July 5, 2011 9:12 am

    holy pants poop! that was awful. bonus points for sound and video editing.

  6. July 5, 2011 3:25 pm

    dear scott, please come to wisconsin so I can serve with a summons for posting that really horrible terrible video. I think my head now hurts. Thank you.

  7. Ray Anselmo permalink
    July 25, 2011 7:01 pm

    51 seconds. It’s all I could manage.

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