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Worst Communion Ever

July 7, 2011

It’s been awhile since the foolish antics of John Crowder have been featured here. That’s mostly because I tire of his shenanigans as they are pretty much the same: act like you’re drunk and speak jibberish. It boggles my mind that people are so desperate, naive, superstitious, and uneducated he can actually make a living off of this schtick.

Here’s John giving ‘communion’ and getting people whack off of the blood and body of Christ. The combined IQ in the room does not hit triple digits at any point.

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  1. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    July 7, 2011 1:10 pm

    Looks like Crowder’s been Tokin’ that Lamb again
    (Yoing Yoing Yoing…)

    In my church, Communion is the core of the liturgy. Wouldn’t pulling Crowderoid stunts with Communion be like those two Israeli priests getting drunk and “offering strange fire” in the Tabernacle?

  2. July 7, 2011 1:31 pm

    I imagine Paul would ask Jesus to borrow his whip, drive them out, and then say, “Dude, I headed back to Corinth. They were normal compared to this bunch of nuts.”

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