Lying For Jesus: How to Raise the Dead
Has someone annoyingly died on you? Well, fortunately for you, Randy shares his story of raising people from the dead and gives some pointers on how you can also raise people from the dead.
Yaaaayyyy! Now none of us have to die, we can live forever! Just like all of the people of faith through the centuries that haven’t died! Just like, uh… just like…
Just like… huh, I should be able to name one.
Oh wait a minute… nevermind.
From the video introduction
Have you ever met a crazy Christian, the kind that will calmly and confidently tell you the most insane and ridiculous things as if he were ordering a Big Mac at McDonalds? Meet Randy. He has raised the dead, and does it all the time. It’s easy. You just go up to an old corpse and tell it to get up, and poof, it’ll hop up and start running around. Those crazy Christians, they say some of the craziest things! (Randy’s raising of the dead takes place around 3:40 but you really should listen the whole way through the video to get the full extent of craziness).
Biggest not surprise of the video: it’s in a third world country and completely unverifiable. It’s always in a third world country (unless you are arrogant enough like Todd Bentley and try the schtick over here and get exposed on national TV!).