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Unexpected Response of the Day

July 14, 2011

Spanish priest says ‘Measure my anus’ following gay allegation

I’m guessing you would’ve really ticked off the wrong person if the ‘anus measuring’ task is assigned to you…

Also: what thought process leads to submitting the anus measuring defense?

Also, also: anus measuring.

Read the whole story HERE.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. nazani14 permalink
    July 14, 2011 12:51 pm

    Um….perhaps he had seen the superb film Total Eclipse, starring Leo DiCaprio as Rimbaud and David Thewlis as Verlaine. There is a scene in which Verlaine is examined naked by authorities and he is proclaimed to be “both an active and passive homosexual.”

    But seriously, there are lots of people who think that all gay men practice anal sex. I’m sure there are many who would be convinced that if a man’s sphincter was virginally tight, that man couldn’t be gay.

  2. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    July 15, 2011 10:28 am

    Also: what thought process leads to submitting the anus measuring defense?

    Snarky and sarcastic.

    Like Gene Scott’s answer to the question “How do I avoid catching AIDS?”:
    “Sit on your butt and keep your mouth shut!”

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