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Creationism According to Puppets!

July 27, 2011

Do we come from monkeys? The Bible has the answer, it is never wrong!

Apparently, according to this video, God made Adam king, so Adam made Eve his queen. I must have missed that part.

Also: the Bible is true, and it tells us so!




3 Comments leave one →
  1. Fr Craig permalink
    July 27, 2011 12:12 pm

    never occurred to me that Adam might have red hair and that Eve was a ‘smokin’ hot blond…

  2. 4xi0m permalink
    July 28, 2011 7:36 am

    I was thinking the same thing…and with that ‘El Shaddai: Rise of the Metatron’ video game as well. I’m pretty sure Enoch didn’t exactly look like a candidate for the hitler youth. Then again, I’m pretty sure Jesus didn’t actually look like the blue- or light brown-eyed, brownish blond-haired dude he’s commonly depicted as either. Sheesh, you’d think we’d be beyond anglicizing everything by now.

  3. dan permalink
    July 28, 2011 9:21 am

    Is that what happens to all those black African babies when there adopted by white Americans?

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