JWD: Joel’s Theological Mentor
July 28, 2011
Very likely many of you have visited Joel’s site Unsettled Christianity and thought to yourself, “What kind of clown taught Joel theology? This is ridiculous!” Well, the answer to your question is that Joel’s theological mentor was actually a clown!
This explains so much! Here’s Joel embracing the man who taught him everything he knows about theology:
“You see Joel, the devil is kind of like the Hamburgler…”
I suppose this probably also clarifies some things for people at Joel’s church. Like, why he keeps trying to hand out french fries and coke during communion.
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*uncontrollable chuckle!*
Dude, you’re really piling it on today (LOL). Bad theology aside, is Joel anti-Canada or something?
Let’s just say that Joel has slandered Canada in the past with some inappropriate comments…
Ah, an extreme ‘patriot,’ huh? I’m having a hard time resisting the urge to make a Bandit Keith joke…
…in America.
Of course, this Bachmann-esque nationalism doesn’t bear out in reality, especially since Canada may be facing an illegal immigration problem come August 2nd.
Slander away. In spite of having universal health care, what has Canada given the world recently besides oil sands to add to our CO2 overload? I miss their beer, but will not be drinking it until they stop bludgeoning seals.
Gluttony is a sin.
Just sayin’.
I foresee a DMCA takedown notice in your future…