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Lying for Jesus: Miracle Weight Loss!

August 2, 2011

Edgar Baillie talks about the ‘miracle’ of major instantaneous loss of weight. Apparently, he has cursed the fat of 18 ladies wearing ‘moo moos’ and the pounds have dropped off of them.

Obviously this video is intellectually offensive, but for me it is theologically offensive as well. In a world where there is war and famine. Where regularly children are raped, and die from sickness and famine. Where persons suffer from cancer and Alzheimer’s. Where people are maimed in accidents and live without limbs.

What is God really doing?

He’s making sure that vain ladies who don’t exercise, have too much money, and eat way too many calories while sitting on their fat asses get miraculously ‘healed’ and become hot size fives.

Absolutely ridiculous.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. August 2, 2011 12:28 pm

    1:41 “My nose is itching, please forgive me”

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t telling a lie cause one’s nose to itch? … “Itching or rubbing of the nose can be a direct sign of an impending lie as cells release additional histamine when a person is lying.”

    • August 2, 2011 12:34 pm

      LOL! Good one.

  2. August 2, 2011 1:25 pm

    Hmmmm…. He was in Canada and his last name is Bailey…. Coincidence???😉

    • August 2, 2011 1:34 pm

      His last name is Baillie, false prophet!!!

  3. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    August 3, 2011 8:55 am

    What is God really doing?

    He’s making sure that vain ladies who don’t exercise, have too much money, and eat way too many calories while sitting on their fat asses get miraculously ‘healed’ and become hot size fives.

    Fits in with all the Miracle Testimonies (TM) I’ve heard about. All about God getting ME that Primo Parking Place at the mall and the like.

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