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Lying for Jesus: Cindy Jacobs Action-Hero!

August 25, 2011

Self-aggrandizement plays a big role in the scam of the self-declared ‘prophet’ (cf. William Tapley, the co-prophet of the end times). Once you declare yourself a prophet there is no event that you can not declare as a victory or a sign of your ministry… but sometimes the self-aggrandizement is stunning to witness. Just stunning.

In this video, Cindy Jacobs, the self-declared prophetess and Mother of Nations prevents not one, but two African coups with her super-power of prophetic prediction!

In the first case, she says God told her to warn Nigeria president Olusegun Obasanjo that his Vice President was going to overthrow the government, which she did and thereby saved his presidency.

In the second instance, Jacobs was snacking on chips and salsa when she told her dinner companion, who was from Ghana, to contact the president and warn him of an impending coup which was then averted.

At this point her claims are getting so ridiculous we could probably use GoAnimate or another online program to make a Cindy Jacobs Prophetess Action-Hero cartoon that would be both outlandish and hilarious. And we wouldn’t even need to write scripts or get voice actors, we could just use her clips… I wish I had more time!

Via Right Wing Watch

11 Comments leave one →
  1. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    August 25, 2011 11:24 am

    Of course, since these Prophesied Coups NEVER happened because of the Prophetic Warning, there’s no way to prove or disprove the Prophecy.

    “You can’t change Fate. But if you see it coming you can duck.”
    — One Step Beyond

  2. dan permalink
    August 25, 2011 4:23 pm

    The problem with these people is they twist the term prophecy to mean it how they want. Biblical prophesy is to deliver the word of God to the people. This word takes many forms sometimes its wisdom, sometimes the law, sometimes judgement and the reason for that judgement., and not as often it is a foretelling. very few foretelling are the generic “hey you should move to another city there is a better job for you there.” Even the writing on the wall in Daniel comes with a reason for the judgement. Persuade me that these people in any way resemble a biblical prophet.

    • dan permalink
      August 25, 2011 4:33 pm

      As well an oracle in the bible is interpreted as The Burden Of the Word of the Lord. In almost every case it is used. I don’t remember any of the prophets sitting around on there international vacations eating chips and salsa. Ezekiel as i recall had to lay on his side for months and eat cakes cooked over human excrement. Besides Malachi and John Im not so sure prophecy went well for anyone. Chips and salsa anyone?

    • Aaron permalink
      August 30, 2011 2:19 pm

      You’re right in saying “Biblical prophesy is to deliver the word of God to the people.” Indeed, the Old Testament is full of unfulfilled prophesies- but they were a tool used by the authors of Daniel, Isaiah, etc to spread Scripture and religion. Folks like Jacbos or Camping, ignorant of mythological and literary traditions during and prior to the time of Christ, build a house of cards out of bits of half-baked apologetics, harmonization and rationalization until so little is left of what truth there was to find in the first place.

  3. 4xi0m permalink
    August 30, 2011 8:07 am

    *ROFL* She should get together with Jim Bakker, Mike Bickle, Harold Camping, and Pat Robertson to form a superhero team. Like the ‘Divine Justice League’ or something. Together, they could uphold the special privileges of the chosen few and help send everyone else straight to hell, just like god intended. Maybe Todd Bentley could be the comic-relief sidekick.

  4. December 13, 2011 12:21 am

    I want to go and see Cindy Jacobs at a large gathering where she is the main speaker……..SO I CAN CONFRONT HER LOUDLY AND PUBLICALLY. She is so disgusting spiritually that I want to vomit. She fellowships with evil spirits, that is where she gets all of her so called “revelation” from.

  5. December 13, 2011 12:22 am

    cindy jacobs is a freak.

  6. Clay permalink
    September 2, 2012 9:55 am

    I have met her in person. Seems like a great person, but don’t all manipulators and liars seem great up front, otherwise they wouldn’t be called manipulators because no one would believe them. Her dark powers are awesome to behold. Sweet, innocent, and full of the light she seems. How could such a sweet, Godly woman be so full of poison? Either she absolutely gloats and enjoys her powers over people and nations, or , she really thinks she is telling the truth and therefore needs some serious psychological evaluation.

  7. June 27, 2013 6:12 am

    Cindy Jacobs should be banned by any and all religions. Pat Robertson should also be banned. Any person that claims special knowledge of future events and then gets those predictions wrong should be fired! To stand up on national television and proclaim messages of fear that are not based on truth is insanity. These people should be in mental hospitals. My question is why is there no embarrassment or remorse on their part. I’m not even a Christian but if I lied to everyone and was found out, I would feel like the biggest sucker on the planet. I would go hide in the woods because I would be so ashamed of myself, so as to never see anyone again. These prophets have no heart. They claim to know the loving God intimately, yet they don’t have any love because if they did they’d cry their eyes out for deceiving so many people. And the people that follow these prophets are just as skewed. They continue to listen to their dribble even though they have clearly been exposed as false.

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