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William Tapley: The Ballad of Comet Elenin

September 4, 2011

William Tapley, Co-Pervert of the End Times, continues to bring his own special brand of crazy via another delightful little ditty… Did I say, “delightful little ditty”?

What I meant was, “Dear God, no! Make it stop! Please!?!” Or something like that.

Can’t get enough Tapley tickling the ivories? Then you can check out his classic song “Doom and Gloom“.


7 Comments leave one →
  1. 4xi0m permalink
    September 4, 2011 9:14 am

    Made it to 0:40. That’s actually a personal best for a Third Eagle song.

  2. Joseph Kelly permalink
    September 4, 2011 5:27 pm

    Tapley should write music for Zelda games, minus lyrics of course.

  3. September 6, 2011 5:32 am

    Where’s he looking when he’s playing piano? And what does D.U.M.B. stand for?

    • 4xi0m permalink
      September 7, 2011 8:25 am

      Ack, now you’ve forced me to sit through the whole song. It was nice of Tapley to provide subtitles so I could mute it, though.

      Given that Tapley uses D.U.M.B. to describe caves that probably don’t exist, I have to guess that D.U.M.B. stands for ‘Delusional Uninitiate’s Make Believe’.

      And ROFL, he takes a shot at CNN! Probably would have mentioned Cooper by name, except it’s hard to rhyme with his name without sounding silly. Well, sillier.

  4. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    September 7, 2011 10:43 pm

    This is the first time I’ve ever heard of “Comet Elenin”.

    (It’s Prophesied, It’s Prophesied…)

    And the first thing I think of when you combine Comets and End Times Signs is “The Planet Is To Be Spaded Under & Recycled — Join Bo & Peep Behind Hale-Bopp…”

    (It’s Prophesied, It’s Prophesied, What happens when your brains are fried…)

  5. September 10, 2011 9:33 pm

    He said “hammered hard” in a creepy manner.

  6. Chuck permalink
    September 16, 2011 2:15 am

    C’mon guys. We all know he is right. We just don’ have the guts to admit it.

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