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But Wait! There’s More: Diamond Oil!

September 8, 2011

Not only do Red Letter Ministries sell Golden Oil at their “Crack Shop” they also sell another amazing product and incredible health supplement: Diamond Oil. Which truly lives up to the categorization of “angel technology.”

That’s right: Angel. Technology.

They put it in words. So it has to be true!

Diamond Oil
“Enhancing Cellular Communication!”


CLICK HERE to download “The Science of Monatomic Gold”
Diamond Oil is The world’s Best Health Supplement.
RLM laboratories is pleased to present a massive revolutionary breakthrough in science: Diamond Oil. Diamond Oil is the pinnacle of 30 years of scientific research in monatomic precious metals for ingestion. Diamond Oil is 3x 6x 12x 30x monatomic gold, rhodium, and iridium. We are very excited to exclusively present you with this incredible health supplement. Diamond Oil truly lives up to the categorization of “angel technology.”
Benefits:
Some general testimonies from people taking Diamond Oil are:
-Greatly enhanced mental clarity and ability to remember and recall.
-Increased ability to communicate.
-Increases of energy and overall health.
-Increases of peace and less anxiety.
-Less sleep needed, and more rested from less sleep.
-Greater awareness of reality.
-Increased vibrational glory manifesting through their body.
Suggested Use:
1-3 drops under tongue daily. The 1 oz dropper bottle can last 4-8 months depending on desired dosage. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed. $64.99 + Free UPS shipping to the USA.

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I guess I shall have to compose my own stanza for this product,

“By definition”, I begin
“Angel Technology”, I continue
“Has has been proved not to work,
You know what they call “angel technology”
That’s been proved to work?
Non-existent.”

Angel Technology!

3 Comments leave one →
  1. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    September 8, 2011 4:06 pm

    “Crack Shop”?

    More like “Crack Pot”…

  2. Mike S. permalink
    September 9, 2011 7:06 am

    Nothing like ingesting some heavy metals to improve your health.

  3. Mike S. permalink
    September 9, 2011 7:38 am

    Sorry, didn’t initially catch the word “homeopath..” on the bottle. So you’re not ingesting heavy metals, but three drops of water instead. At $64.99 for one ounce it better be angel technology.

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