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Hank Wingzli

September 9, 2011

While he cursed the soil of Mother Earth when he was still alive, before the Catholics doing the Lord’s work, rightly and justly saved Switzerland from his heresies, there was a ‘Reformer’ who went by the name of Huldrych Zwingli or Ulrich Zwingli

I have a proposal: Huldrych or Ulrich are crappy first names. Zwingers’ theology was so poor one bad name couldn’t contain it! And which one do you call him by? Huldy or Ulrichy Rich? I suggest that we merge the two and make things simple.

Let’s just call him ‘Hank’ from now on!

Furthermore, Zwingli is kind of a silly last name. I suggest we move the “Z” and start pronouncing his name “Wingzli”, which is way better than “Zwingli”.

Hank Wingzli: seventh greatest Reformer (of the second week of August 1528)!

2 Comments leave one →
  1. 4xi0m permalink
    September 15, 2011 11:47 am

    While you’re at it, can we rename Michele Bachmann? She strikes me as a female version of Major Frank Burns, so can we call her ‘Ferret Face’ from now on?

  2. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    September 23, 2011 4:32 pm

    You really DON’T like this Zwingli guy, do you?

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