While he cursed the soil of Mother Earth when he was still alive, before the Catholics doing the Lord’s work, rightly and justly saved Switzerland from his heresies, there was a ‘Reformer’ who went by the name of Huldrych Zwingli or Ulrich Zwingli
I have a proposal: Huldrych or Ulrich are crappy first names. Zwingers’ theology was so poor one bad name couldn’t contain it! And which one do you call him by? Huldy or Ulrichy Rich? I suggest that we merge the two and make things simple.
Let’s just call him ‘Hank’ from now on!
Furthermore, Zwingli is kind of a silly last name. I suggest we move the “Z” and start pronouncing his name “Wingzli”, which is way better than “Zwingli”.
Hank Wingzli: seventh greatest Reformer (of the second week of August 1528)!