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God is the Special Teams Coach for the Packers!

September 12, 2011

Packers rookie Randall Cobb tied an NFL record Thursday night with a 108-yard kickoff return for a touchdown against the New Orleans Saints, helping give his team an edge in Green Bay’s 42-34 win at Lambeau Field.

Cobb went against coach Mike McCarthy’s orders by returning a kick from that deep in his own end zone, but he claimed to receive divine instruction.

“I was just trusting in God,” Cobb told USA Today. “He told me to bring it out. I’m not supposed to bring that out. Some things are logical and some things are just the power of God.”

I wonder what team Jesus is helping this year?

This really helps to show the popularity of the NFL: horrible famine in Africa, wars raging in several countries, terrible civil unrest, plane crashes, sickness, disease… and where is God?

Special teams coach for the Pack!

Good choice!

5 Comments leave one →
  1. September 12, 2011 12:35 pm

    Wow, is this what they mean by that “He works in mysterious ways” stuff?😯

  2. 4xi0m permalink
    September 12, 2011 2:38 pm

    Maybe God is trying to make it up to Packers fans for the spider problems they’ve had in the past:

    • 4xi0m permalink
      September 12, 2011 2:40 pm

      Aw, man. I fail at HTML. X_X

  3. September 12, 2011 4:57 pm

    Apparently God wasnt a Packers fan when they lost to the Broncos 13 years ago.

  4. dan permalink
    September 12, 2011 7:22 pm

    Ummm. What Cobb is describing here i dare to call Idolatry. Or at best schizophrenia. I heard a voice in my head. It was God. Or maybe he thinks he is God. Do you think he prays to the magical man in the mirror. What ever it is this is a fairly common interpretation of the universe by a lot of people, many atheists included, who believe the universe or God or whatever, will make magic happen for them if they want it bad enough. The bible doesn’t teach these kind of things nor the Koran nor naturalism. Its nausiating that this is the zeitgeist of modern America.

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