William Tapley: Captured or Raptured?
William Tapley, the Turd Eagle of the Apocalypse and the Co-Pervert of the End Times, is back with a new video “unraveling” the book of Revelation, and he wants to ask you a question: will you be captured? Or will you be raptured?
However, I’m really disappointed he did not turn this particular session of insanity into a song. Capture, rapture, vulture, puncture, future, torture, rupture: tell me that doesn’t have the possibility of being the ‘best’ Tapley song ever!?!
Oh well, we can only hope he comes to his senses and sees the linguistic goldmine he’s sitting on for his next rocking music video.