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Satan Had Sex With Adam And Eve!?!

September 28, 2011

Shane Lee from Shane Lee Ministries explains how Satan took human form and had sex with Adam and Eve. Internet point for whomever makes it to the end:

 

Think he’s kidding about this? Want more?

 

I’m willing to bet that there was at least none of you sitting there thinking, “I hope Scott found a video of Shane speaking in tongues.” Well, to that hypothetical person that does not exist: here you go.

20 Comments leave one →
  1. September 28, 2011 1:50 pm

    Funny to see how YouTube tries to transcribe the audio last video into text. It’s actually eerie

  2. September 28, 2011 2:03 pm

    I think Shane is anointed and God speaks to him. He even speaks in tongues. No?

    • Jon Hendry permalink
      September 28, 2011 4:06 pm

      Anointed by meth?

  3. Georges permalink
    September 29, 2011 4:46 am

    I made it to the end but skipped from the 1 minute to the 9 minute mark. Do I get a point for that? Please!

  4. Brian M permalink
    September 29, 2011 8:37 am

    South Park was REAL? Who woulda thunk!

  5. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    September 29, 2011 8:52 am

    Oooooo… Kay…….

    Trying to one-up “Serpent Seed” Branham, are we?

    • Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
      September 29, 2011 10:38 am

      P.S. Agathos? Just where do you dig up these guys?

      And how long before you run your next “World’s Weirdest Preacher” elimination?

  6. September 29, 2011 11:07 am

    “And Adam said: Get behind me Satan!”

    • September 29, 2011 11:37 am

      I award you +10 internet points!

      • October 2, 2011 11:49 am

        Woohoo!

  7. lamont permalink
    September 29, 2011 11:28 am

    I’m sure Satan was devilishly handsome.

  8. September 29, 2011 1:10 pm

    So that’s why they call Satan the “Snake”.

    *giggle*

  9. September 29, 2011 2:50 pm

    Wasn’t there a movie where the devil was played by Elizabeth Hurley? I’d be open to at least discussing it at that point.

    Hear that devil? Show up as Elizabeth Hurley and we’ll talk. Christina Hendricks is also an option.

    • Len permalink
      October 27, 2011 2:49 am

      Bedaazled – also starring the George of the Jungle guy.

      • Len permalink
        October 27, 2011 2:50 am

        Or pssibly Bedazzled.

        • Len permalink
          October 27, 2011 2:50 am

          Bugger. Less meds.

  10. October 1, 2011 1:26 pm

    “I’m willing to bet that there was at least none of you sitting there thinking, “I hope Scott found a video of Shane speaking in tongues.””

    Get out of my head!

  11. February 3, 2012 11:05 pm

    Eve had Sex with the Devil.

    http://sexwiththedevil.blogspot.com/

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