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A Witch’s Invitation

October 29, 2011

Just when you thought Carman couldn’t possibly suck anymore than he already does… along comes A Witch’s Invitation.


10 Comments leave one →
  1. Chris E permalink
    October 29, 2011 9:19 am

    I expected Cindy Jacobs to be inside that house!

  2. October 29, 2011 10:43 am

    But don’t forget, this isn’t just Carman making up a weird story about witches, this is a REAL TRUE STORY which TOTALLY HAPPENED to his buddy, the televangelist Mario Murillo!!

  3. 4xi0m permalink
    October 29, 2011 7:01 pm

    So his monologue made the bird explode? That seems considerably less professional than turning a staff into a snake…

  4. October 29, 2011 8:48 pm

    i forgot how much carmen sucked for all those years. now all of a sudden, you bring him back. well, at least beavis and butthead are back to counterbalance carmen’s sucky accent.

    • His child permalink
      October 31, 2011 8:32 am

      Regardless of how it’s presented, his words are true. Demons may be friendly now but they’ll turn on everyone who hates God.

      • October 31, 2011 2:39 pm

        Demons are on my list of scary things just below Unicorn attacks and just above knife wielding leprechauns.

  5. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    October 30, 2011 2:11 pm

    The only reason to listen to Carmen and/or watch his music videos is because you’re forbidden from listening to or watching “Those Secular Heathen Music/Videos” under pain of Hellfire and Damnation.

    • His child permalink
      October 31, 2011 8:33 am

      His message is truth.

      • October 31, 2011 2:40 pm

        As long as we are making unsupported assertions. . .

        No it isn’t.

  6. October 31, 2011 2:52 pm

    Oh, man, I haven’t seen this one in years! 1989 if I remember.

    Having known some people into Wicca, this is way over the top (the reference to Dungeons and Dragons is a riot … I played that before it was cool and I never felt any desire to join the occult).

    Thanks for the trip down memory lane. Very appropriate for All Hallows Eve. 🙂

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