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Last Minute Very Scary Halloween Costume

October 31, 2011

It’s October 31st, Halloween, and perhaps some of you have received a last-minute invite to go to a Halloween party or to go trick-or-treating, and you have neither the time or the resources to get a costume together at this late stage.

Don’t worry Scotteriology has you covered.

If you really want to scare people this year just put on a pair of coveralls and this mask, and you will have the scariest costume at the party:

Jim “I’m Number 1” West

Once you have the costume on, just walk around saying “dilettante” or pointing at other party-goers wearing too revealing costumes or devil-gear and yell “depraved!” or “Total Depravity!”, and you’ll have the nuance down perfect. If you want to go all the way over-the-top, then you can also do the Jim West/Jack Chick Halloween special and put Zwingli tracts in children’s treat bags instead of candy. Imagine the crushing and bitter disappointment when they get home. Perfect!

For added special effect you can download one of West’s ‘sermons’ from the archives to your iPod and have it play from some hidden speakers within your costume. Be very careful though, there is a powerful side-effect to anyone within ear-shot: they will either curl up ina  ball in the corner and start weeping or fall fast asleep. Which is kind of a cool party trick: “Everyone gather around and watch me miraculously induce tears and sleeping on the unprepared…”

Happy Halloween!

3 Comments leave one →
  1. October 31, 2011 9:22 pm

    bwahahahahahaha!

  2. Tom Verenna permalink
    October 31, 2011 10:22 pm

    Hahaha!

  3. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    November 5, 2011 12:14 pm

    You really don’t like this Jim West or Zwingly guy, do you?

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