Prayer Circles Are Magic!
Are you having troubles being more than conquerors? When you bind the Devil does he always seem to get away, and then you have to do it all over again? When you pull down a stronghold does it just build itself back up?
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Just in case you’ve never heard of Honi. From Wikipedia:
Honi Ha-Ma’agel (חוני המעגל Khoni, Choni, or Ḥoni, HaMa’agel), (lit. Honi the Circle-Drawer) (1st century BCE) was a Jewish scholar prior to the age of the tannaim, the scholars from whose teachings the Mishnah was derived.
During the 1st century BCE, a variety of religious movements and splinter groups developed amongst the Jews in Judea. A number of individuals claimed to be miracle workers in the tradition of Elijah and Elisha, the ancient Jewish prophets. The Talmud provides some examples of such Jewish miracle workers, one of whom is Honi ha-Ma’agel, who was famous for his ability to successfully pray for rain.
Circle drawing incident
On one occasion when God did not send rain well into the winter (in the geographic regions of Israel, it rains mainly in the winter), he drew a circle in the dust, stood inside it, and informed God that he would not move until it rained. When it began to drizzle, Honi told God that he was not satisfied and expected more rain; it then began to pour. He explained that he wanted a calm rain, at which point the rain calmed to a normal rain.
He was almost put into cherem (excommunication) for the above incident in which he showed “dishonor” to God. However, Shimon ben Shetach, the brother of Queen Shlomtzion, excused him, saying that he was Honi and had a special relationship with God.
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