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Lying For Jesus: Cindy Jacobs

January 3, 2012

Now the lady is just getting ridiculous… “I’m doing the same miracles as Jesus!”

Yeah, sure you are Cindy. Sure you are.

Last week, Cindy Jacobs was at Chuck Pierce’s church in Texas “giving the word for 2012” where she related several other miracles that she has performed, much like how she once reversed a hysterectomy.

Speaking last week, Jacobs warned that while God had urged them to prepare for crisis, God will also provide them with all the provisions that they need and recounted, for example, the time that she, Chuck Pierce, and Dutch Sheets managed to feed three thousand people with just three loaves of bread and still have bread left over.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. Reader permalink
    January 4, 2012 7:43 am

    Every time I think about becoming a Christian or believing the Bible, I come to your blog to remind myself why I don’t and won’t.

  2. 4xi0m permalink
    January 4, 2012 8:40 am

    Bravo, Cindy. After hearing about your astonishing demonstration of supernatural power, I may actually cast off my skepticism and embrace pentecostalism. Well, I would, except Miracle #1 can be explained by the simple fact that no one wants to eat stale bread that’s been sitting out for several days–hence the leftovers. C’mon, Cindy. You’re one state away from Texas and you can’t multiply a couple of T-bones or a ribeye? As for Miracle #2, your accountants probably just can’t count as well as a machine. Errare humanum est. Nope, no spiritual convulsions for me today. Do feel free to try again, though.

  3. January 17, 2012 11:39 am

    she should be locked up…

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