Jesus Appears on A Tortilla!
Once again Jesus has demonstrated his awesome power by… curing cancer? No: screw you sick people!… stopping an earthquake? No: suck it people who live on fault lines! Regenerating a lost limb? No: tough luck hop-along!
The Lord has once again given an infallible and definite sign: his image burned into a tortilla!
How can you not believe?!?
I like the part when the reporter asks her a question, and the lady is emotionally overwhelmed and starts crying… for a burnt tortilla!
I don’t know about you, but I think it actually looks a lot more like Marilyn Manson:
I’m not sure exactly what it means when Marilyn Manson shows up on your food, but I’m pretty sure it’s not a good sign!