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Nuke The Gay Whales For Jesus

June 16, 2012

I was driving last night and I pulled up behind this truck:

If you embiggen the photo, on the tailgate it says, “NUKE THE GAY WHALES FOR JESUS”…

I’m not entirely sure why, even if you thought this was a really funny concept, you would put this on the back of your truck, but there it is…

I believe this tailgate is in jest, but, according to bigoted thinking we would have to nuke the gay whales, or otherwise, if we allow gay humans equal marriage rights, we would travel down the slippery slope and soon humans would be marrying animals!

Silly bigots…

9 Comments leave one →
  1. June 16, 2012 10:47 am

    Scott, this is a variant of a bumper sticker from the 80’s that said, “Nuke the Baby Whales for Jesus.”

    It was an attempt at humor to offend as many people as possible.

    This is the first time I’ve ever seen the bumper sticker or its variant actually displayed.

  2. 4xi0m permalink
    June 16, 2012 12:06 pm

    LOL…”embiggen.”

  3. June 18, 2012 4:45 pm

    you use a made up word on ‘the simpsons’ to make your point?

    http://humbleapostrophe.com/whats-the-right-way-to-use-embiggen.html

    “Scroll down to read how this word was invented on the Simpsons … and please, don’t ever use it in the real world”

    Some people just think they are cool by copying an animated television series. doesn’t work

    • June 20, 2012 2:13 pm

      How on earth is saying you can make the photo bigger somehow correlated to a ‘point’? Are you so mentally challenged that in this post you focus on that word and believe it is the point so that you can make your idiotic statement at the end of this comment? Seriously, what website did you buy your ‘doctorate’ from?

      It’s amazing how well you know me just from the use of one word (that is commonly used around the internet for just such a purpose). Egad, you are a silly, silly human being who leaves ridiculous comments here that makes you look even more foolish every time you pipe up. Seriously man: you need to stop and think before you type, because what you’re typing is ridiculous.

    • Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
      July 1, 2012 12:25 pm

      “D’OH!” has the same source as “embiggen”, and it made it into the official English dictionaries as in Interjection.

  4. June 19, 2012 9:44 am

    “Dr.” David Tee? Seriously?

  5. Justmyopinion permalink
    June 20, 2012 12:01 pm

    I thought some humans were already married to their animals…. I think the DSM IV defines it as “beastieality”, if I am not mistaken. *wink*

    Ahhhhhh, the lovely entertainment we get on our drive home from work! Only in Alberta baby, only in Alberta!

    • June 20, 2012 2:15 pm

      “Only in Alberta baby”… yeah, I ‘loved’ the trend a few years ago of all the Rednecks hanging red rubber cow balls from their bumpers or trailer hitches.

  6. Rob Thomas permalink
    December 14, 2012 7:37 pm

    “nuke gay whales for jesus” is intended to offend as many people as possible. Thats the joke. The fact that you take it another way is even funnier, and, the intention in the first place. Don’t care who you are, your politics or religion, etc. But I do like to laugh. Thanks, RT

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