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Lying and Insane For Jesus: Cindy Jacobs Claims To Raise The Dead

August 14, 2012

The witch is back!

Cindy Jacobs who in the past has claimed to do the same miracles as Jesus; has given us the most insane and ignorant explanation of Occupy Wall Street ever; has called on Christians to use their super-duper magic to literally take control over the weather; and in what has to be one of the most stunningly idiotic claims ever, the self-declared prophetess and Mother of Nations claims to have prevented not one, but two African coups with her super-power of prophetic prediction!

This witch is bringing the Christian magic big-time!

Not content with controlling weather, reversing a hysterectomy, or the time that she claims to have feed three thousand people with just three loaves of bread and still have bread left over— now Jacobs is claiming to raise the dead back to life!

So much Magiks!

Of course this is just a vile and reprehensible attempt to prey on stupid and desperate people in pain–and it still boggles my mind, as I have mentioned several times, that anyone, anywhere, will take any time out of their schedule and intentionally go somewhere to listen to this evil crap… but they do. And the get bilked out of their credulity and money.

21st century, and tens of thousands of people… hundreds of thousands of people!–millions of people!– still lack good, basic categories for evaluating truth claims.

So sad.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. August 14, 2012 4:47 pm

    Jesus warned of false teachers, so you shouldn’t be surprised that they exist today.

  2. Sam Waterburry permalink
    August 14, 2012 7:17 pm

  3. August 14, 2012 7:28 pm

    She can raise the dead, yet she spends her time doing TV evangelist gigs instead of working as a doctor? What a dick.

  4. 4xi0m permalink
    August 17, 2012 7:46 am

    Let’s consider all the possibilities here. It could be that the spirits of death and infirmity fled in terror from that jacket. Looks like something you’d see on 80’s Hair Band Barbie.

    • Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
      September 7, 2012 8:33 am

      You’re right. The fabric is so shiny and stiff (and the buttons are so large) it actually looks like miniature doll clothes.

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