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Reality Ignorance Seminars

August 27, 2012

Bob Larson, the infamous creator of the silly Demon Test, and who claims to be the world’s foremost expert on cults, the occult, and supernatural phenomena is going on tour.

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SPIRITUAL FREEDOM SEMINARS & PERSONAL ENCOUNTERS WITH BOB

 PERSONAL TIME WITH BOB
ONE ON ONE ENCOUNTERS

Now, you can schedule PERSONAL TIME with PASTOR BOB LARSON in selected seminar cities.  Call    303-980-1511 for details on how to spend an hour, or more, with Pastor Bob. Let Bob personally pray with you while he’s in town. The demand is so great for people wanting to spend personal time with Pastor Bob, for prayer and ministry, which he is setting aside a designated time to meet your spiritual needs. This is your time and your opportunity for a one on one meeting with Pastor Bob. Discover what’s holding you back from the life you’ve always wanted. Every area of your life will be evaluated discussed, and deep spiritual insights will be revealed. Take advantage of Bob’s decades of experience of getting to the root of people’s issues. To spend a life-changing encounter with Pastor Bob Larson, please call 303-980-1511 for details.

At these ‘seminars’ I suppose you can expect a lot of these types of shenanigans

Jeannie has a most unusual demon — it’s name was “Dustly”. It was the god of rats, mice and snakes that live in the dust – and spread disease. It turned out to be from a curse from 55 generations ago. But, Jeanne got free!

That’s right, the cause of Jeanne’s problem was a demon named “Dustly”… *sigh*

There is no spiritual ‘freedom’ at any of Larson’s ridiculous snake oil seminars. It is only a psychological predator preying on the ignorant and desperate. It is filled with persons who have little to no functional capacity for understanding causality, reality, and how actual physical processes work.

It may be emotionally ‘comforting’ in the short term to metaphysically pass-the-buck of your problems to some evil spirit; however, in a place I like to call reality, it’s a lot more likely that you are a big part of the problem, and even more likely the ‘problem’ needs an actual real world solution. Pretending to be possessed, or thinking that this ridiculous sham can somehow ‘free’ you of your problems and is a viable solution, only means one thing: you are an ignoramus.

Reality Ignorance Seminars…

7 Comments leave one →
  1. Brian M permalink
    August 28, 2012 5:44 pm

    Have to give Bob Larsen some credit. He did a series of interviews with a somewhat vile “Satanist” Nazi named Boyd Rice that were interesting at least. Except for the fact that he kept interrupting “Mr.” Rice with pitches for money.

  2. Brian M permalink
    August 28, 2012 5:48 pm

    Result of the quick search on You Tube

    “I think you are actually a Satanist because you are making a living off these weak and confused people”

  3. 4xi0m permalink
    September 4, 2012 7:19 am

    “Jeannie has a most unusual demon — it’s name was “Dustly”. It was the god of rats, mice and snakes that live in the dust – and spread disease.”

    Snakes eat mice and rats. If ‘Dustly’ is the god of all three, how does he arbitrate?

    • Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
      September 7, 2012 8:21 am

      It is a DEMON of Questioning in you that is making you doubt the Man-o-Gawd Bob Larson and his Speshul Knowledge (“Occult Gnosis” in Greek) directly from God.

      See how Grand Unified Conspiracy Theories are a completely-closed system?

    • Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
      September 7, 2012 8:30 am

      Oh, and “Dustly” was a “curse from 55 generations ago”?

      If you take a “generation” as being a “Biblical(TM)” 40 years, 55 generations = 2200 years. As in this Demon(TM) had cursed her line since before the time of Christ.

      Question, everybody: How does “Dustly” differ from a Body Thetan? Which can only be removed (“delivered”) by proper Scientology Auditing? Are we seeing Elron Larson here?

    • Len permalink
      September 21, 2012 9:03 am

      It’s a mis-print. The demon’s correct name was Muttley and he was the demon of wheezing barks.

  4. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    September 7, 2012 8:24 am

    For the record, I first heard of Bob Larson in Donna Kossy’s underground Kooks Magazine years ago. (“Kooks Magazine”, think about it.)

    “Sold Your Soul for Rock and Roll”, an article about Christianese Culture War Activists who were rabidly-denouncing Rock & Roll music, Backwards Masking, etc. I can’t remember if Larson was the one described as “Jack Chick’s Anti-Rock-and-Roll Hatchetman” or if it was someone else.

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