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Cindy Jacobs: Most Insane Christian Alive!

September 4, 2012

Cindy Jacobs is, I think, quickly becoming the most insane and delusional Christian person I know of.

She claims to do the same miracles as Jesus; has given us the most insane and ignorant explanation of Occupy Wall Street ever; has called on Christians to use their super-duper magic to literally take control over the weather, claims to have reversed a hysterectomy by prayer, and claims to have feed three thousand people with just three loaves of bread and still have bread left over! She also claims to have revived people from the dead: On an absolutely disgusting display “during the August 6th edition of her show God Knows, the self-proclaimed “respected prophet” channeled her supernatural powers live on air to revive a dead child, claiming to have done so in the past as well.”

Prey on the weak and ignorant much? Much too much…

Self-aggrandizement plays a big role in the scam of the self-declared ‘prophet’ (cf. William Tapley, the co-prophet of the end times). Once you declare yourself a prophet there is no event that you can not declare as a victory or a sign of your ministry… but sometimes the self-aggrandizement is stunning to witness. Just stunning.

In what has to be one of the most stunningly idiotic claims ever, the self-declared prophetess and Mother of Nations claims to have prevented not one, but two African coups with her super-power of prophetic prediction! Now the woman who simply just can’t stop telling the most grandiose lies ever for baby Jesus is claiming that “time and time again” she and her prayer warriors have managed to “avert a number of different potential bombings.”

I’d bet my house that the woman couldn’t produce a single piece of actual evidence for any of her ‘miracles, couldn’t pray a miracle into existence if her life depended on it, and above all, could not make it out of a psychological evaluation without a straight jacket.

Lying, crazy, and delusional for Jeebus…

Cindy Jacobs: most insane Christian alive! Well, I guess, other than the people who take anything she says seriously!

10 Comments leave one →
  1. September 4, 2012 6:32 pm

    Just so you know and can learn to tell the difference later. She is not a christian but a false teacher. there is a difference.

  2. Brian M permalink
    September 5, 2012 3:23 pm

    Oh tell us, oh Prophet of the True Scottsmen theologyarchaeology, exactly how we can make this distinction. Because your Bible is pretty confusing and contradictory and not all that clear. Your “God” does not really speak very loudly or clearly. And many of your co-religionists believe multiple mutually contradictory things. Tell me, what is a “christian”, given that there are so many contradictory definitions and hundreds, no thousands of sects, many of whom have over the centuries slaughtered each other for apostasy

    • Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
      September 7, 2012 8:12 am

      Simple, Brian.

      TheologyArchaeology is a True Christian(TM) and all others are NOT. Especially anyone who disagrees with TheologyArchaeology. That’s usually the de facto definition.

  3. September 6, 2012 3:27 pm

    The only ones nuttier than she is are the ones who keep her in business.

  4. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    September 7, 2012 8:18 am

    Problem is “proving a negative”. She claims that all these terrible things NEVER happened because of her prayers/magickal workings. So since they never happened, how do you know they would have if she hadn’t done her thing?

    This is a corundrum familiar to any SF fan who’s into Alternate History. As an example, if Dubya Bush hadn’t gone into Iraq, how do you know Saddam might not have started an even more destructive war? You can never know for certain, because it never had an opportunity to happen that way. There might be possibilities and probabilities, fears and concerns, but you cannot point to anything that DID happen and say “that’s what would have happened”.

  5. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    September 9, 2012 12:55 pm

    She claims to do the same miracles as Jesus…
    has called on Christians to use their super-duper magic to literally take control over the weather…
    claims to have reversed a hysterectomy by prayer…
    and claims to have feed three thousand people with just three loaves of bread and still have bread left over!
    She also claims to have “…channeled her supernatural powers live on air to revive a dead child, claiming to have done so in the past as well.”

    THE FORCE IS STRONG IN DARTH JACOBS…

  6. dan permalink
    September 12, 2012 5:49 pm

    An even better way to stop terrorism would be to apologize to these people for leveraging our empire to control their lives, and murder them and their children, like we have been doing for the last 50 years. They don’t hate our freedom. They hate our arrogance.

  7. March 8, 2013 3:35 pm

    But they just seem not to get enough of her……

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