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Zeus Attacks St. Peter’s Basilica

February 12, 2013

Some people are wondering if a lighting strike on St. Peter’s Basilica might be a sign: a message from above. However, those persons do not know how to read the signs of the heavens. Clearly, there is a better explanation.

Sensing a weakness in the lines of a contending god’s follower’s as their human leader stepped down from his elevated position, Zeus tried to demonstrate his awesome power in an attempt to win converts back to his religion.

Originally, Zeus planned to blow up the Basilica with several lighting strikes and reveal himself amongst the flaming rubble. However, he was stymied by a lighting rod; thereby, limiting the effectiveness of his demonstration and significantly reducing the number of converts.

https://scotteriology.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/lightning.jpg?w=233

Obviously, this is the only explanation that makes sense.

Even more foreboding, this is not the first time Zeus has unleashed his awesome power upon an icon of Christianity: Zeus Attacks Jesus Statue.

Avoid lighting strikes: believe in Zeus!

5 Comments leave one →
  1. February 12, 2013 8:50 am

    Or the basilica is a secret haven of Baal worship and Yahweh was reenacting the episode at Mt. Carmel!

  2. February 12, 2013 8:56 am

    “Zeus tried to demonstrate his awesome power in an attempt to win converts back to the Norse religion.” Norse religion? That would be Thor. Last time I checked Zeus was part of the Greek mythology not norse but the two gods do have lightings as a favorite weapon of choice so ok.

    • February 12, 2013 9:03 am

      I was thinking about Thor when I first wrote this and another article I wrote: https://scotteriology.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/divinity-tag-tag-grudge-match-yhwh-yeshua-vs-odin-thor/ then I changed it to Zeus, and apparently I’m a bad editor!

  3. Mike permalink
    February 12, 2013 8:59 am

    Zeus? Norse religion?

    • February 12, 2013 9:03 am

      See above comment!

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