What Won’t Work In Hell?
Stop, drop, and Roll! ‘Cause you’re in a lake of fire, bitches!
Also, designated drivers are designated so drunk people don’t have to drive. Maybe this person believes Jesus turning water into wine is a green light for getting schmammered… and then letting him drive?
Who knows, they’re from W. Virginia so I’m not going to spend a lot of time trying to use logic.
Via Joel “I wish I was Canadian” Watts