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Donnie Swaggart: Abraham and Jesus Were White!

May 27, 2013

The stupidest anthropological argument ever made in the history of mankind:

I’m guessing Mr. Swaggart failed any exegesis classes he ever took. Actually, truth be told, I’d bet money he never took any. Lots of money.

Of course Gen 11 is not about “ethnicity”… and nowhere does the Abraham myth mention his color. The Hebrew word for “white” (laban) appears in one myth, and that’s the tale of Jacob, Laban, and his flocks (Jacob puts the laban of the rods in front of the flocks of Laban).

But don’t let that stop you Mr. Swaggart from confidently declaring your stupid and racist dichotomy of white and black… as if there are no olive skinned persons from the Middle East.

The stupid, it burns.


5 Comments leave one →
  1. John Hubanks permalink
    May 27, 2013 10:07 am

    I see the stupid didn’t fall far from the stupid tree in the Swaggart family.

  2. Gary permalink
    May 27, 2013 12:45 pm

    Dumb and Dumber. Father and son. It is truly hard to believe that people send Any Swaggart family member money.

  3. May 27, 2013 11:53 pm

    Well, Mark Burnett certainly seems to agree!

  4. May 29, 2013 8:30 am

    Actually, based on the three antrhopological classifications of Race (or Ethnic Groups), Jesus woud have been of the Caucasoid Race, not Negroid (Middle/Southern Africa) or Mongoloid. Middle Eastern, Eurpoean and Jewish people were all Caucasoid

    • May 29, 2013 1:18 pm

      Clearly Swaggart does not mean “Caucasoid” a word he doesn’t use, but white-skinned, which Jesus was very, very likely not. And no, Jesus probably didn’t have blonde hair and blue eyes either, even though he was Caucasoid.

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