Doorways to Demonic Possession
Everything’s coming up demons!
You’ve got to love fear-mongering Christians–especially fear-mongering charismatic Christians: there is nothing so insignificant that the Devil or demons can’t use it to attack you.
Video games? Demons!
Twilight films? Definitely demons!!!
One misstep and the demons will have a hold of you. Order a quarter-pounder instead of a Big Mac? Sorry bud, demons are now controlling your life!
But Lycanthropy and Vampirism? Let me give you a tip: if you “take part” in ‘lycanthropy’ you are not possessed by a demon but by insanity. If you think vampires are real, you are not possessed by a demon but a delusion. Go seek professional help.
How about “Skull & Bones”? The old Skull and Bones is somehow a doorway to demonic possession? Or do they mean don’t be a pirate, or do they mean don’t fly a pirate flag at your house or the demons can come in the front door?
Or do they mean… that my skull and bones are a DOORWAY TO DEMONS?!?!?
GET THEM OUT OF ME!!! GET THEM OUT OF ME!!!
Now obviously, this sort of Christianity comes with a special sort of stupid, but I do still enjoy the Christian tactic of making some sort of value or truth statement and then justifying it with a biblical scriptural address.
[“Salt is bad for you” (Gen 19:26)– oh hey, I can do it too!]
Here are the verses noted above:
Eph 6:12: For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.
Deut 18:9-12: When you enter the land the Lord your God is giving you, do not learn to imitate the detestable ways of the nations there. Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. Anyone who does these things is detestable to the Lord; because of these same detestable practices the Lord your God will drive out those nations before you.
That’s right, from the metaphysical speculation of ancient apocalypticism, and the retrojective law of Deuteronomy you shouldn’t do Yoga or demons will possess you.
The stupid, it burns.
P.S. – Don’t backmask!