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Biblical Studies Carnival XXX

June 10, 2008

The Biblical Studies Carnival is a monthly carnival showcasing the best of weblog posts in the area of academic biblical studies (from here on referred to as BS). Information on the carnival, and links to past carnivals can be found here. So without further delay:

BS Carnival XXX: Triple the BS

Creflo Dollar Bible Study Center. Did you hear one of “Dr.” Dollar’s sermons but needed more specific coverage of the message? Get detailed notes and outlines of his sermons to reinforce your understanding of God’s Word. Find answers to life’s questions through “Dr.” Dollar’s weekly articles. With so much quality BS it is impossible to merely select one article as “Dr.” Dollar instructs you about his BS and on the issues dearest to God’s heart such as wealth, money, prosperity, finances, cash, currency, funds, riches, and just how to get more and more stuff.

Bishop’s Blog Go to T. D. Jakes blog and select the Bible or biblical studies category and be amazed… that he doesn’t have them. Tons of BS can be found at this blog. A real valuable tool for BS.

Kenneth Copeland Ministries. Can you ever have enough of THE BLESSING? No! Kenneth Copeland shares how what God has is more than enough so we can work for a giving… to God, others, the church, those in need, starving children in Africa Kenneth! The Believer’s Voice of Victory magazine has transformed many lives and is now flooding mailboxes on five different continents. Help Kenneth accumulate more “blessing” and subscribe to the print version of Believer’s Voice of Victory. With so much BS on one site I will let you wade through the BS yourself.

BS Carnival Special Consideration Award For Really, Very, Incredibly Large Amounts of BS in the Month of May

Todd Bentley! With the staggering amount of BS on his site and nightly BS in Lakeland there simply was no other candidate for this award. There have been some mixed messages from the disciples of Todd as to whether he is a teacher or not.

I accept that Todd does not give profound Bible teaching. That is not his ministry. Read Ephesians 4:11: some are gifted as teachers, and others for other ministries which are just as valid.

I agree that Todd is not doing a lot of teaching. As I said before, that is not his ministry.

On the contrary, good(-ish) teaching like Todd’s steers completely clear of immorality.

Todd does not give profound Bible teaching? Todd is not doing a lot of teaching? only good(ish) teaching? Damnable heresies people!

If Bentley is not teaching, or not teaching well, then someone needs to tell him! Because on his site there is a special section dedicated to massive, staggering amounts of BS that will shatter all of your old paradigms, and if they don’t, well, then you just have a closed mind to the truth.

Todd’s Teachings

Do you have a PhD from Princeton? An MA from Fuller? Throw them out because Todd Bentley now has his own school (but he’s not a teacher right?) If watching Todd’s BS on GodTV, or interacting with his brilliant BS online is just not enough for you then you can have eight months of non-stop BS from the master himself. This fall I was planning on attending Trinity Western University to begin an MA in biblical studies. Not anymore, now I am going to get my certificate in BS from Todd’s School. All those interested in more BS in their life can fill out the application on-line

Supernatural Training Center

So as you read good posts this month, please nominate them for the BS carnival in July. In addition, please nominate your own posts that are full of BS. The Carnival isn’t a popularity contest or an award for brilliance; rather, it is a service to readers who do not have the time to sift through the numerous posts in the area of BS each month.


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6 Comments leave one →
  1. June 10, 2008 11:42 am

    One of the best BS Carnivals EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. June 10, 2008 7:25 pm

    I think Dr. Dollar took his name just to show how gullible Christian’s truly are.

  3. June 10, 2008 8:06 pm

    Believer’s Voice of Victory… I believe a lot of people involved with shows like that have good motives, and I believe they may do a lot of good, but I cringe every time I see one come on…

    -Dayne

  4. kookimebux permalink
    February 1, 2009 10:45 am

    Hello. And Bye. :)

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