Worst Rap Ever

Seriously. Sometimes when I title a post “Worst Ever…” I really mean it. I truly thought that nothing, ever, at no time, in the history of humanity could be worse than “Christian Side-Hug.”

I was wrong. So, so wrong. So horribly wrong.

Jesus wept with weeping and gnashing of teeth when he saw this video. This ‘rap’ is so bad that even bad is all like, “Please, do not associate me with this. It’s insulting.”

This guy runs a website called creative pastors. Really? Where was the voice of creativity and reason on this one.

Ed: I got a great creative idea where I rap.
Team reply: (Brow-beaten into accepting all of Ed’s ideas as ‘creative’) awesome…
[Should have been Team reply]: Never God willing!

Ed runs a blog where he has actually posted the rap video. He’s proud of it? If, in a moment of what would have to be incredible drunkenness, I ever allowed myself to be filmed being such a clown, I would not make the video available on the internet for worldwide viewing… I would destroy it! And repent in sackcloth and ashes. What are the chances that this “creative” pastor allows criticism on his site? The only thing as cringe-worthy as the video is some of the comments about the video.

At some time in his career Ed posted a video of him while driving chastising pastors for their use of foul language and for “chasing cool.”

Hmmm… not sure that’s the safest driving I’ve ever seen, or legal, but if ‘chasing cool’ is such a bad thing then what the Hell is that Crappy, Sucky Rap Video?

Maybe for Ed chasing cool is bad, but chasing horrible, brutally, embarrassingly bad attempt at being cool is good. If that’s the case then you achieved your goal Ed.

To paraphrase: Millions of years from now, after Western Civilization has fallen and the Earth has ruptured and cooled and been reborn and a new life form has taken over the planet, if any of them happen to stumble upon a working DVD player and a copy of “U. B. U.” they will sum up the passing of our culture with two simple words:  “Good riddance.”