Dumbpocalypse Now
October 6, 2010
The third eagle of the apocalypse and co-prophet of the end-times explains how the date 2012 for the end-times is “a lie from the pit of hell” and spread “by Satan.”
How do we know that? Because WW3 which signifies Armageddon will start as early as next week.
Eat, drink, and be merry for next week we die… or don’t!
Revelation Raveled… Really, really Raveled:
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And for some more ‘Revelation’ as magic-book fun.
Dr. David Jeremiah on Fox News: The book of Revelation in the Bible may have prophesied the global economic meltdown.
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these people really do just need a good beating.
Has anybody seen any research on what happens to crazies like this when, in two years Barrack Obama doesn’t start World War III with Russia, and the apocalypse doesn’t come? What do they do after the time comes and goes? What do they do then?
Well, with Tapley guy we don’t have to wait two years just one to six weeks! From what I have seen in the past they usually just amend the date. There have actually been a few examples on this site of second end times predictions.
Here’s a recent one: https://scotteriology.wordpress.com/2010/09/04/why-accreditation-is-important-ii/
A psychological or sociological study would be super interesting.
Notice the pattern:
1) Everybody from Nostradamus to History Channel and NatGeo goes gaga over Mayan Calendar 2012.
2) Camping beats that date with his prediction for 2011.
3) Now the It’s Prophesied Guy beats them both with 2010 — i.e. Next Wednesday.
Can You Top This?
Addendum to the above:
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 has come and gone. “It’s Prophesied, It’s Prophesied…”
Anybody remember Deuteronomy 22? That got invoked a lot after the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics Earthquake Scare (“It WAS Prophesied, It WAS Prophesied…”) and I think it needs a little dusting off. I know a few flood-control channels with appropriate-sized rocks…
“facsinating” . . aka, “what the ***” ?
…and the dragon shall offer mortgages with no money down…
It’s Prophesied,
It’s Prophesied,
So many brains completely fried…
Dr. David Jeremiah on Fox News: The book of Revelation in the Bible may have prophesied the global economic meltdown.
When all you have is an End Time Prophecy hammer, EVERYTHING looks like a Fulfillment nail!
I’m SOOOO glad I heard this news today. I was supposed to begin chemo for cancer next week, but I’m going to call and cancel. Don’t want to be hooked up to an IV when the bombs start falling (but then again, maybe they’ll fall in Wisconsin first, hmmm.).
A little commentary from classic Sparky Schulz:
Charlie Brown: “Well, Halloween has come and gone.”
Linus van Pelt: “So it has.”
Charlie Brown: “Did the Great Pumpkin bring you lots of nice presents?”
Linus van Pelt: “Shut up.”